Somewhere Over The Rainbow

This is another edition of Whatever-I-Want-Mondays on a Tuesday brought to you by Acexpression who went on an origami-making craze. Below is a magic ball made out of regular printer paper. Click here for instructions on how to make it and what the final product should look like.

 

A rainbow rainbow :)

 

Peacocks only wish they had plumage like that

I left it in its lattice shape because taping the ends together is a bitch.

Learn A (Dirty) New Language

These books were the best things I bought from my trip to New York and I actually bought them in Seattle of all places while on my way back home to Vancouver. Go figure.

 

The most hilarious moment was when one of my friends tried to say "I would like to eat your tofu" in Mandarin. At first I didn't understand what she was saying; however, when I figured it out, my jaw dropped because I thought that was the standard phrase that one would use when making a proposition to perform oral sex upon another person.

It was rather disappointing to learn that it's a common expression for "I would like to sexually harass you a bit." Boo-hiss.

Oh, well. I'll still always consider "wǒ xiăng chī nĭ de dòufu" to be performing oral sex rather than to sexually harass.

Life Wrecker

Yes, I know it's Tuesday and I have no excuse. So allow me to make this public service announcement: Please do not download this game or it will ruin your life as it has ruined mine.

 

I've deleted all traces of Cosmic Colony from my tablet but then found out that it's very easy to get it back :(

T.G.I.F: Female Night Elves Are Sexy

This is a "Oh-shit-I-was-too-busy-during-the-week-to-write-so-here's-a-Friday-post-about-my-life-which-may-be-TMI" type of blog post. Consider it as another Whatever-I-Want-Mondays post with a dash of Happy Humpday but on a Friday instead!

This may only be a short run; it all depends on how many different acronyms I can come up with for T.G.I.F. I don't know yet.

So I've started playing World of Warcraft again for the Mists of Pandaria expansion and here is my character:



T.G.I.F: That Girl Is Fine!

You don't need to know much about the game to understand this post other than damn, that girl is fine! Yes, there are some days when I find girls to be more attractive guys and I get really confused about my sexuality. Then I look at some heterosexual porn and everything becomes fine again. (I warned you about the TMI!)

By the way, did you know I have a Facebook page? Click here to like me or just drop by and say hi! :)

Colours of Autumn

It is officially fall! The trees said it was so.

 

Yeah, I don't go by the dates of the year; I go by the colours of the leaves.

So pretty!

Shit Chinese People Eat: Raw Burgers

The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea

are planes, cars, and boats.

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In continuation of this week's theme of epic fails, I present to you raw burger from the restaurant Spotted Pig in New York City:

 

I ordered my burger to be cooked medium and that patty was so raw that it should still have been walking.

Yes, I suppose a burger isn't really quite as strange and exotic as some of the previous things I've eaten; but add on the fact that it had blue cheese mayo and the ground beef had a mushy texture then it truly is shit. Not to mention that I paid over $20 for the thing.

Fuck!

Bathroom Design Fail

Sorry I'm a day late. Life has been busy with more shopping and playing Words with Friends. Do not worry, I won't get addicted to playing that game for it shall soon be replaced by World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria. What perfect timing since I just paid off my $1757.53 credit card bill for my trip to New York.

 

Speaking of New York, behold this epic fail in bathroom design at Lombardi's Pizza.

 

No, my legs did not fit in the gap between the toilet seat and the pipes.

I had to sit sideways to pee.