So my mom is staying with my oldest brother and sister-in-law in Edmonton for fifty days, awaiting the arrival of my first nephew (yay baby!)
Meanwhile, in Vancouver I'm stuck with the double D's: douchebag (the other brother that I don't like) and dick wad (father), two of the biggeset boobies on the face of the Earth.
My mom has only been gone for five days and I'm already going bat-shit insane:
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| The thought bubbles are what is eating up all of my time (ALL. OF. MY. TIME!) and below are the words that I want to be consumed by. |
I'm discovering that my mom has four kids instead of three, and she's married to one of them. Seriously, how is it that a middle-aged man is capable of assembling computers and yet not know how to use the phone!
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