My Nephew

My 9-month old nephew teethed on this squishy foam ball:

We had to take away his chew toy.

Sometimes he forgets how to be a baby and thinks he's a dog instead.

This Globe, It's Fucked

Look what I found (and bought)

I've flipped through some of the pages in these books and man, how are we even still alive?

Happy fucking Friday. AC out (for the weekend)

Food Porn: Alaskan King Crab

Food porn (a definition): Images of beautiful delicious food that make you think
"I can fap to this"

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Red Star Seafood Restaurant on 8298 Granville St, Vancouver, BC makes the best Alaskan King Crab that I have ever had:

Crab legs steamed to perfection

Thin noodles cooked in Alaskan king crab juice

This picture is turned upside down. Looks like a heart shaped butt to me.

Vancouver

Just some pictures I have lying around.

Cambie and 10th Ave W - Heading north into downtown (May 2013)

Canucks bus wrap from Fall 2012

Outside the Sutton Place Hotel (March 2013)

Art at YVR in one of the outbound international terminals (Jan 2013)

Close up of art - School of fish

Mani & Pedi

I finally used my SocialShopper coupon for a mani and pedi at T&Y Spa. Try to imagine what it would have looked like right after I got my nails done because these were taken a week after my spa day.

I don't like this colour and I picked it. I don't even know what it's called.

Colour: Can't Find My Czechbook byt OPI

Night Market 2013

Hello! Yes, I'm still alive and this is my "holy shit I haven't blogged for three weeks so here's a whole week of entries to make up for it" post.

I went to the night market on June 1 and there was a stall selling supplies that would help you survive an apocalypse. I thought, "How in the hell would these things help me survive an apocalypse when I would already be dead? It's an apocalypse after all."

Look closer and you'll see...

Q: Dog spray and bear spray only? Where's the alien spray? A: Sneeze on them.

It's for a zombie apocalypse.

This year they named the night market "Magical Duck Island" after a famous night market theme in Hong Kong that I've never heard of. So how is that famous? I don't know.

P.S. -- I saw Star Trek Into Darkness and it was glorious. Don't watch it in 3D though because IMAX doesn't add anything to the film.