Night Market 2013

Hello! Yes, I'm still alive and this is my "holy shit I haven't blogged for three weeks so here's a whole week of entries to make up for it" post.

I went to the night market on June 1 and there was a stall selling supplies that would help you survive an apocalypse. I thought, "How in the hell would these things help me survive an apocalypse when I would already be dead? It's an apocalypse after all."

Look closer and you'll see...

Q: Dog spray and bear spray only? Where's the alien spray? A: Sneeze on them.

It's for a zombie apocalypse.

This year they named the night market "Magical Duck Island" after a famous night market theme in Hong Kong that I've never heard of. So how is that famous? I don't know.

P.S. -- I saw Star Trek Into Darkness and it was glorious. Don't watch it in 3D though because IMAX doesn't add anything to the film.