MY NIECE

OMG U GUYZ! I HAVE SEEN THE CUTEST KID IN THE WORLD AND IT'S MY NIECE!

SHE WAS BORN ON JUNE 28 WEIGHING 9LBS 2OZ WITH A HEAD FULL OF HAIR.

I MEAN FUCKING LOOK AT THAT HAIR!!!

SHE'S 1 WEEK OLD IN THAT PICTURE. SHE'S SO NEW THAT HER SKIN IS STILL PEELING AND HER HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE AN ALIEN, BUT A VERY CUTE ALIEN.

YA FEEL ME?

Also, happy belated birthday and Freedom Day to my bestie! ('Murica!) And happy birthday to my sister from another mother and father who is currently living down under!