Monday, August 26, 2013

Summer Bugs

I've noticed that ants like to hang out in the shade cast by the front gate during the summer time. I like to step on them as I leave to go to work because it serves as a great visual when I have to deal with asshole clients.

But this little guy made me smile when I got home from work one day.


Isn't it cute? There were actually two of them on pillar. I think they were going to mate.

Speaking of mating, check out this pair of mosquitoes fucking on my front door.


I should have killed them, but I didn't because now I can say that a pair of mosquitoes fornicated on my front door and they do it ass to ass. They made me laugh and for that they get a pass.

P.S. Everyone needs to watch this video on slug sex. It's fucking beautiful.


Sunday, August 18, 2013

Ace's Deep Thought on Junk

If I could charge inanimate objects rent, then I would be fucking rich. My room is like a fucking black hole because stuff comes in and never goes out. The story of my fucking life.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Vancouver Part 2

This is VanCity, yo. 

We love our trees

We have awesome ice cream

Tiramisu and hedgehog gelato
And awesome fireworks (same session as last week)

Go to DeviantArt to see .gif