What the Hell, America?

How does 2013 Florida have a (Stand Your Ground) law that seems cut and pasted from 1881 Tombstone? Because let’s be clear here: according to current Florida law, you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following them, then choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared, you can shoot the minor to death. And the state of Florida would say ‘Well, you did what you could.'

—	JOHN OLIVER, The Daily Show

Okay so it's not a good idea to go to America right now anymore. Especially if you're black. Aw, I guess trips to Disney World (in Orlando, Florida) is no longer an option.

And there goes my American viewers . . . Goodbye :(

UPDATE:

Oh, that's why the jury found George Zimmerman innocent.

MY NIECE

OMG U GUYZ! I HAVE SEEN THE CUTEST KID IN THE WORLD AND IT'S MY NIECE!

SHE WAS BORN ON JUNE 28 WEIGHING 9LBS 2OZ WITH A HEAD FULL OF HAIR.

I MEAN FUCKING LOOK AT THAT HAIR!!!

SHE'S 1 WEEK OLD IN THAT PICTURE. SHE'S SO NEW THAT HER SKIN IS STILL PEELING AND HER HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE AN ALIEN, BUT A VERY CUTE ALIEN.

YA FEEL ME?

Also, happy belated birthday and Freedom Day to my bestie! ('Murica!) And happy birthday to my sister from another mother and father who is currently living down under!

O Canada (A Haiku)

Happy Canada Day!

It's hotter than all balls.

I've had five hours of sleep -_-"zzzz

My Nephew

My 9-month old nephew teethed on this squishy foam ball:

We had to take away his chew toy.

Sometimes he forgets how to be a baby and thinks he's a dog instead.

This Globe, It's Fucked

Look what I found (and bought)

I've flipped through some of the pages in these books and man, how are we even still alive?

Happy fucking Friday. AC out (for the weekend)

Food Porn: Alaskan King Crab

Food porn (a definition): Images of beautiful delicious food that make you think
"I can fap to this"

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Red Star Seafood Restaurant on 8298 Granville St, Vancouver, BC makes the best Alaskan King Crab that I have ever had:

Crab legs steamed to perfection

Thin noodles cooked in Alaskan king crab juice

This picture is turned upside down. Looks like a heart shaped butt to me.

Vancouver

Just some pictures I have lying around.

Cambie and 10th Ave W - Heading north into downtown (May 2013)

Canucks bus wrap from Fall 2012

Outside the Sutton Place Hotel (March 2013)

Art at YVR in one of the outbound international terminals (Jan 2013)

Close up of art - School of fish