Thursday, September 27, 2012

Shit Chinese People Eat: Raw Burgers

The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea
are planes, cars, and boats.
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In continuation of this week's theme of epic fails, I present to you raw burger from the restaurant Spotted Pig in New York City:
 

I ordered my burger to be cooked medium and that patty was so raw that it should still have been walking.

Yes, I suppose a burger isn't really quite as strange and exotic as some of the previous things I've eaten; but add on the fact that it had blue cheese mayo and the ground beef had a mushy texture then it truly is shit. Not to mention that I paid over $20 for the thing.

Fuck!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Bathroom Design Fail

Sorry I'm a day late. Life has been busy with more shopping and playing Words with Friends. Do not worry, I won't get addicted to playing that game for it shall soon be replaced by World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria. What perfect timing since I just paid off my $1757.53 credit card bill for my trip to New York.
 
Speaking of New York, behold this epic fail in bathroom design at Lombardi's Pizza.
 
No, my legs did not fit in the gap between the toilet seat and the pipes.

I had to sit sideways to pee.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Buttons of Funny

A couple of the funniest buttons that I have ever seen.
 

If it didn't make you at least giggle, then you're not human.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Guess Where?

Isn't this pretty?
 

And this?


So the next few posts will be about my trip to New York because I have some epic win and fail stories to share. Also my life is too insanely busy at the moment for me to be creating original art.

(If you guessed Top of the Rock at the Rockerfeller Center, then you are correct!)

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Shit Chinese People Eat: Cow's Lung

The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea
are planes, cars, and boats.
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Where do I begin with cow's lung? I suppose the establishment from where I bought it is as good as any.

I was at the Aberdeen food court in Richmond and I wanted a bowl of noodles in soup with tripe. There was a Vietnamese stall but I didn't feel like Vietnamese food so I went to this place:

I didn't realize until now that the name of the place pretty much gives it away.

Which sold this:


And I got this:

 
At first I thought the miniature boat / floatation device (second from the top) was cow's heart
 
 
And the chunky bit imitating a part of the sea floor (third one from the top) was cow liver.


As it turns out, I was so totally wrong. Both of them are actually different parts of a cow's lung.
 
Like most other animal internal organs, cow's lung tastes like blood. The small boat one had a very strange texture to it. Overcooked, it falls apart in your mouth and not in a good way. The sea floor one had the added bonus of chewy veins; at least, I think they're veins. (Please don't tell me otherwise if they're not.)
 
While forcing myself to eat this so called food, I tasted something sandy. With every other bite, there was an undeniable crunch of sand. It may have been a spice, or a natural byproduct of from the small boat, or it may be because the organs weren't properly cleaned. I don't really know.
 
But what I do know is that I couldn't finish my dish. Even the noodles were inedible due to the sand.
 
Yeah, no. That's not food.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

MoneY heARTs

I was right: Google did not post what I wanted to post. So here is what I did want to post on Monday, September 3, 2012. My thoughts and love go out to NYC today.
 
My project two weekends ago was to make 15 origami hearts from $20 Canadian bills. 

Money origami hearts <3

The level of difficulty goes from easy to hard from top to bottom. Sometimes you have to have strategy when it comes to origami otherwise your fingertips will hurt more like a mofo rather than a S.O.B. from having to make all the firm creases.


I'm proudest of this one because I didn't think I would be able to make it when I looked at the instructions, but in the end I showed that $20 who's boss.

Please see my deviantART for the rest of this series: http://acexpression.deviantart.com/

Monday, September 10, 2012

Broke

Hello! I'm back and broke from the near $3000 USD tab of my New York trip.

To top it all off, guess what I bought today after my vacation?

Please pardon my grubby fingerprints.

Yep, a Google Nexus 7 tablet.

Only $290 CDN. So worth it.