The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea
are planes, cars, and boats.
are planes, cars, and boats.
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So this dish gets placed in front of me at a Chinese seafood restaurant:
Great, looks delicious right?
I eat part way through it and turn the plate around to see this:
Infected vulva, bisected penis, or alien probe? You decide. |
You may be thinking, "What the fuck is that?" To answer your question, that is a sea cucumber. The texture is like beef tendon. And it's a little slimy. But really, it's quite tasty; just looks disgusting.
Looks like something I cleaned out of the bottom of my dishwasher.
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