Shit Chinese People Eat: Sea Cucumber

The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea
are planes, cars, and boats.

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So this dish gets placed in front of me at a Chinese seafood restaurant:

Great, looks delicious right?

I eat part way through it and turn the plate around to see this:

Infected vulva, bisected penis, or alien probe?
You decide.

You may be thinking, "What the fuck is that?" To answer your question, that is a sea cucumber. The texture is like beef tendon. And it's a little slimy. But really, it's quite tasty; just looks disgusting.