Worst Words Ever: Turgid

So I was reading a piece of erotica the other day and it was pretty good until I read the word "turgid."

Seriously, of all the words at an author can use to describe a penis why the fuck did it have to be turgid? I mean Jesus-fuck, it starts with the word “turd” and ends with the word “frigid.”

Look! I even drew you a picture to show you what a horrible word it is:

In this case, it's only right to use a yellowy-pee colour as the background.

And when that cold shit melts in hot piss, it's enough to put the “eww” in “putrid.”