The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea
are planes, cars, and boats.
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Thankfully, this is one type of food that sounds disgusting but doesn't actually look nor taste disgusting. After the last three rounds of chicken head, brain and eyes (oh dear God, please never again), I am more than ready for some edible food.
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| Hand-shredded chicken with jellyfish |
Jellyfish have no taste to it and most of the time it's seasoned with sesame oil and garnished with wonton noodle flakes, as seen above. The texture of jellyfish is like tripe or a crunchier version of shark fin. Jellyfish has to be thoroughly cleaned before it's edible otherwise its toxins may kill you.
Oh, how lovely.
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| I'm innocent, I swear. |
If you ever manage to get a mound of jellyfish on a plate, then remember to shake it and watch it jiggle like jello. It reminds me of a massive snake orgy where the male snakes try to impregnate a female snake that's in heat. It's a fact, look it up.
Speaking of sexy times, did you know that jellyfish reproduce sexually and asexually? And some of them are hermaphrodites in nature? (Wikipedia, for the win)
Cannonball jellyfish, one of the two edible jellyfish species most commonly found in the southeastern coast of the United States, sexually reproduce by shooting sperm into the partner's mouth. Talk about impregnation by blowjob.
Damn nature, you scary.
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