Summer Bugs

I've noticed that ants like to hang out in the shade cast by the front gate during the summer time. I like to step on them as I leave to go to work because it serves as a great visual when I have to deal with asshole clients.

But this little guy made me smile when I got home from work one day.

Isn't it cute? There were actually two of them on pillar. I think they were going to mate.

Speaking of mating, check out this pair of mosquitoes fucking on my front door.

I should have killed them, but I didn't because now I can say that a pair of mosquitoes fornicated on my front door and they do it ass to ass. They made me laugh and for that they get a pass.

P.S. Everyone needs to watch this video on slug sex. It's fucking beautiful.

Ace's Deep Thought on Junk

If I could charge inanimate objects rent, then I would be fucking rich. My room is like a fucking black hole because stuff comes in and never goes out. The story of my fucking life.

Vancouver Part 2

This is VanCity, yo. 

We love our trees

We have awesome ice cream

Tiramisu and hedgehog gelato

And awesome fireworks (same session as last week)

Go to DeviantArt to see .gif

Vancouver Celebration of Light 2013

I went to the Vancouver Celebration of Light on Saturday, July 27, 2013 and holy shit my pictures turned out great!

Skyfall presented by the United Kingdom

Unfortunately Blogger doesn't support .gif so you'll have to go to my DeviantArt to see the Skyfall series. Taken with Samsung Galaxy S3.

What the Hell, America?

How does 2013 Florida have a (Stand Your Ground) law that seems cut and pasted from 1881 Tombstone? Because let’s be clear here: according to current Florida law, you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following them, then choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared, you can shoot the minor to death. And the state of Florida would say ‘Well, you did what you could.'

—	JOHN OLIVER, The Daily Show

Okay so it's not a good idea to go to America right now anymore. Especially if you're black. Aw, I guess trips to Disney World (in Orlando, Florida) is no longer an option.

And there goes my American viewers . . . Goodbye :(

UPDATE:

Oh, that's why the jury found George Zimmerman innocent.

MY NIECE

OMG U GUYZ! I HAVE SEEN THE CUTEST KID IN THE WORLD AND IT'S MY NIECE!

SHE WAS BORN ON JUNE 28 WEIGHING 9LBS 2OZ WITH A HEAD FULL OF HAIR.

I MEAN FUCKING LOOK AT THAT HAIR!!!

SHE'S 1 WEEK OLD IN THAT PICTURE. SHE'S SO NEW THAT HER SKIN IS STILL PEELING AND HER HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE AN ALIEN, BUT A VERY CUTE ALIEN.

YA FEEL ME?

Also, happy belated birthday and Freedom Day to my bestie! ('Murica!) And happy birthday to my sister from another mother and father who is currently living down under!

O Canada (A Haiku)

Happy Canada Day!

It's hotter than all balls.

I've had five hours of sleep -_-"zzzz