Sunday, February 24, 2013

Letter of Love to Victoria Secret

Dear Victoria Secret,

Thank you for your kind consideration of finally opening a store in Vancouver, Canada. This saves me considerable trouble of going south to the United States to obtain proper support for my twins.

However, I did want to let you know that my wallet broke down sobbing and my credit card simply sighed in resignation when they heard the news. But do not fear for my boobs' and back's shouts of joy triumphed over their wails of misery.

Thank you again.

Sincerely with all my love,

Acexpression

P.S. If you are ever in need of a busty Asian model to test any of your new bra designs, then please do not hesitate to contact me.

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