Thursday, May 3, 2012

Shit Chinese People Eat: Fish Sauce

The only things we can't eat from the air, land, and sea
are planes, cars, and boats.
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My parents and I went to a Vietnamese restaurant for dinner and this is the one of the combos we ordered:


It was delicious but we couldn't finish it because we ordered other stuff as well, so we brought some leftovers home and they gave us one of these take away sauces:

This is not a urine sample.

Looks like piss, but it's actually fish sauce. Let me tell you that fish sauce at room temperature smells like sweaty, unwashed vagina. It's not the good kind either (like sex), but the bad kind when a girl hasn't showered for three days.

If you're unfortunate enough to get this on your clothes, then you better use strong detergent because that stuff lingers.

Side Note: "Fish sauce is a condiment that is derived from fish that has been allowed to ferment." (Wikipedia)

Oh, dear Lord. Gross! But yummy.

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